TOTALLY REAL LORE
CLASSIFIED-ISHTHE ACCIDENT THAT LEARNED TO FLY
Nobody invited BROOMILLA to the academy. One Tuesday, the broom cupboard exploded and he was already airborne—wearing three scarves and yelling “I HAVE LICENSE.” He can’t cast, steer, or land. Yet every night he protects the crooked towers from dangers he mostly caused.
- MASSTOO MUCH
- DIRECTIONQUESTIONABLE
- SPELL ACCURACY0-ish%